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Fluid Sculpture from Charlie Bucket on Vimeo.

its britney bitch

"o so you can talk about dicks in your mouth and pooping and stuff and i cant have any fun?"

"ya but its different when my mom is talking about sharting her pants"

we're all mad here

"I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!"

padlock my sock

1. IF YOU’RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSETRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5 . IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6 . YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7 . REMEMBER- EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

8 . IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

giggle giggle

dog days are over

"Happiness hit her like a train on a track

Coming towards her stuck still no turning back

She hid around corners and she hid under beds

She killed it with kisses and from it she fled

With every bubble she sank with her drink

And washed it away down the kitchen sink

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

The horses are coming

So you better run"

callous

dont you see how im dying for you at all?

sometimes we run for the thrill of it

theres a pricetag on everything

Dim innuendos are spoken aloud
Where supermodels are superendowed.
Fashion is the art of brainwashing the proud.

The shocking inclination
The vulgar ostentation
The group inoculation
The sketchy motivation
The holy exaltation
The misappropriation
The underestimation...

Ears down to the noise floor just to hear the sound.
The adjectives are everywhere, I stand down...

This is the fascist ex-purgation
The people's liberation
The teen emancipation
The tintinnabulation...

This is the thrilling conversation
you've been waiting for
This is the thrilling conversation
you've been waiting for.

back in a week

immune systems are down, prepare to dock. we ship out today, laddies. so tie your laces and lets saddle up.